Watched & Reviewed: Disney Descendants

... So, this is what I waited for all year? What?

My advice: Watch this for yourself, and take what I write with a grain on salt. My opinion should not affect how you see this film.

The Plot:

In a present day idyllic kingdom, the benevolent teenaged son of the King and Queen (Beast and Belle from Disney's iconic Beauty and the Beast) is poised to take the throne. His first proclamation: offer a chance of redemption to the trouble-making offspring of Cruella De Vil, Maleficent, the Evil Queen and Jafar, who have been imprisoned on a forbidden island with all the other villains, sidekicks, evil step-mothers and step-sisters.

 

These villainous descendants are allowed into the kingdom to attend prep school alongside the offspring of iconic Disney heroes. However, the evil teens face a dilemma: should they follow in their nefarious parents' footsteps and help all the villains regain power or embrace their innate goodness and save the kingdom?

This review may contain light spoilers, so be warned!

Didn't you know? Aside from being a big reader and lover of books, I like watching and reviewing Film, too. I also study film, so, y'know! Toot toot!

Descendants (Dir. Kenny Ortega, Disney, 2015) is, in my opinion, Disney's very own cheap knockoff attempt at Ever After High. Jumping on the modern day fairy tale bandwagon, here we are given the Villains and Heroines of old, but this time in the form of Fairy Tale characters' own children. Put them in a school together, have them mingle a little as they try to find their own paths and destinies, and bing bang BOOM, you've got your story.
 Well, what a story, aye?

When I first found out that Descendants was coming out, I was excited. Sure, I had my own trepidations about it; Descendants felt like a carbon, Disney-fied copy of Ever After High, a series I greatly enjoy and find refreshing in this day and age of modern-day fairy tale adaptions. I love everything about Ever After High, so when Descendants was announced, I was wary. Would this be just like the series, or would it be able to stand alone and hold by itself? Well, given that Descendants is a Disney production, I did have one thing I was certain of: Descendants would be a well-produced, well structured film that I would enjoy.

I was wrong.

Descendants is terrible. It has its own merits, granted, but when it comes to the production, most of the cast, a good deal of the acting, the poorly structured plot and its mass of horrible dialogue, this movie really is horrible to watch, and just a tad embarrassing. I was not expecting that from Disney, but wow, they made one poor film here.

My biggest gripe with the film is actually the casting rather than the script, though both are on par with each other for being atrocious. The casting for the adults, in my opinion, was poorly done, and seemed less thought out than the casting for the kids. The kids are great, especially Dove Cameron and Sofia Carson who, by the way, did a wonderful job in this film, but the adults were... well, they were horrible. None of them could seem to act, their dialogue was over the top in each scene, and none of the actors or actresses fit their characters. Belle was a poor casting choice, Beast too, and Kristen Chenworth, though great and a beautiful singer, definitely stuck out and did not fit the role of Maleficent. It felt mismatched with many of the characters, with the personalities and traits of the fairy tale adults never truly fleshed out. Basically, the adult characters were badly written, and you could clearly see when watching the film that the directors gave no thought to staying true to the originals for this film.

I did like the cast of the kids though, because for the main five (the Rebels Villain's children and Prince Ben), they were written quite well, and I liked the development of their characters. I especially liked Evie and Carlos, though the latter wasn't given much of a story line other than that he overcomes his fear of dogs, which is a shame. Still, these characters were strong, and that was nice to see in this film.

The plot, however, needs work. Like the parents of the kids in this, actually. There was quite a bit that left me confused, things that were left unsaid or unexplained. For instance, the character Jane, daughter of the Fairy Godmother from Cinderella, has a scene where she completely turns her back on Mal and co for reasons unknown, right after the parents of the royal goodies turned on Mal and co for being the kids of Villains. It's never explained, leaving the scene feeling like one great big elephant in the room that you want someone to tell you about, yet they never get around to it.
 Why, movie, why?

Oh, and then she flips out towards the end and releases Maleficent from the Isle of the Lost. Yet again that is left unexplained, but hey, who cares? I mean, it's not like I want to understand it at all...

I think that Descendants, for all its worth, would be a good movie for kids, but not really a movie families could enjoy together. It's got a poorly structured plot, a lot of holes that need filling and explaining, and whilst it was fairly acted, it does sometimes fall flat in the acting department, and of course, the production quality of this is weak. I mean, this is Disney, and they brought us the beauty of Tangled, but the graphics used here were horrible, about on par with Happily Never After actually (Dir. Paul J. Bolger, Lion Gate Films, 2006), and that is pretty damn bad in my books.
 Again this is Disney! They skimped out big time here, and it shows, and it is a shame.

Cameron and Carson delivered good performances, some of the songs were good, there were a few cute scenes between the characters of Mal and Ben (especially the scene for the coronation where Ben confesses, that was cute) but overall this is just a poor movie. It'll be fine for kids, they hopefully won't notice the terrible quality of it all, but if you're an avid fairy tale fan who adores adaptations of your favourite tales, you may just be left disappointed.

I give this a rating of: ☆☆

Cheesy, tacky, cheap and definitely riding on the Ever After High wagon, but definitely not the best Disney have pulled out. In fact, this is the worst they have done in a while and, I am sorry to say, this was not worth all the hype it was given.
 Disney, you've disappointed me.

Until next time fellow book and film lovers. I hope you have a good time reading, watching and, of course, enjoying. Adios!
  ~ Kelly

Read & Reviewed: Star Dancer by Beth Webb

Meemaw meemaw meemaw...

Actually getting to this review has taken me far longer than it should have, let me tell you.

The Goddess has warned the druids of evil to come. But she has promised that an untimely shower of stars will mark the birth of one who can stem the tide. Now the druids wait for the prophesied boy, their only hope.

One brilliant night, stars dance across the sky. A child is born, but not the boy the druids expect. Raven-haired and green-eyed, her name is Tegen

 Throughout her childhood, Tegen is rejected by the oldest and most honoured druid - but his own life fades and he finally accepts the truth. Now Tegen must abandon her family and learn the ways of the white-robes. Afraid and confused, she takes comfort from an enchanted silk shawl, and the dazzling magic in her steps. But all the while a ruthless enemy plots to destroy the Star Dancer and let evil out...

Published back in 2006 by MacMillan, Beth Webb's Star Dancer is the first book in a four-part series. As a book, Star Dancer stands to deliver an introduction and begin the story of Tegen, a young girl with a lot of magic, as well as a lot of expectations thrown upon her out of the blue. Once a regular girl of her time, Tegen now has to take on a new life, one where choices are even more limited than before. Here, the life she once lead is lost, and the life that she will lead is only just beginning...

Born under the dancing stars one fateful night, Tegen has a destiny that has been written for her, one she must follow. However there are people out there who will stop at nothing to keep her from the path that was created for her... (Extract from my Goodreads Review)

I bought this book for £1 at a second hand store that I frequent, and honestly, I only bought it because I 1) liked the cover and 2) there was a map inside. This is what it takes to get me to buy books, people. That, and a promising premise, but maps... MAPS!!!

*ahem*... Onto the Review at hand!

Set back in the day, all the way in the British plains during the Iron Age where magic and belief roams the lands, Star Dancer is, in my opinion, a really great introduction to a series that I hope to continue. It is filled with magic, great characters and all things mystical. I really enjoyed reading this, and I won't lie, this book was what I woke up wanting to read, and it was the last thing I wanted to put down at night too. I was hooked, and after reading such drivel that was Tantalize (which I had read alongside this book, actually), you could say that Star Dancer was my God-send.
 And I have to say that, yeah, it was. It truly saved me from boredom.


I'm a lover of all things magical anyway, so Star Dancer as a book was already right up my alley, but what made it great was both the writing and the diverse amount of characters present, as well as the varying emotions the book made me feel. It's been a while since I have felt such disgust and anger towards a certain character, but Webb's way of writing allowed me to truly loathe a character once again, but also to fall in love with her style and the world that she has created.

Webb, thank goodness, does not create a perfect character - each has their downfalls, and each has their good points. Even the bad guys, however despicable they may be, have their talents that others acknowledge - the Wise Woman Derowen is clever and talented in the ways of magic and potion making, whilst Tegen, our protagonist, is nothing more than a child, scared and helpless in many ways, but also brave and confident as well, despite her circumstances or her vulnerability at times. All of the characters, no matter who they may be, have their merits and feel well-rounded; in short, they're very well written, making these characters I read within these pages feel human, something you rarely find in modern-day fiction with all the Mary-Sue's and Marty Stu's present.

The Map that started it all... -drools over Maps-

I genuinely enjoyed this book, and though it felt a little straight-forward at times, like there truly was no beating around the bush here, I know that this book is meant for teenagers. It's an easy read, if anything, but it's still engrossing and it still kept me up at night until the sun peeked through my curtains. No matter what, I wanted to know more until I had finished the book in its entirety, and even now, I still want to know what will happen to Tegen in its sequel. That, however, is for another day entirely.

I'd say the only thing I found a bit disappointing was that the great evil stated within the book fell a little in my eyes; it felt rushed and anti-climatic, leaving me with a craving for something more, something that did not come to be. Still, the book held on its own, despite this, and the great array of characters and Tegen's development were good enough to save the story for its one downfall.
 I just hope that, once I begin to read the sequel, Webb has since improved upon the anti-climatic evil she had built up to in this first novel.

I enjoyed Star Dancer and found it to be a promising start to a journey that I hope to continue. Yes, it's easy to read, but it's gripping and enjoyable for anyone who hopes to read it, I am sure. This may not be the best book I have ever read, but it provided me with many hours of wonderful reading material, and has enticed me into continuing the series. I find it wonderful, and I am extremely happy that I bought this book and enjoyed it as much as I have!

If you wish to, you can read my shortened review of Star Dancer on Goodreads HERE. Now though, it's time to get back to the world of Fantasy, and read a little more...

Until next time, I hope that when we meet again, we have read more and enjoyed our books in full! Keep reading, writing and enjoying life everyone! May the Books be with you, always!
 ~Kelly

Read & Reviewed: Cress by Marissa Meyer

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Incarcerated in a Satellite, and expert Hacker and out to save the World -

Cress isn't your usual Damsel in Distress

Cress grew up as a prisoner. With only netscreens for company, she's forced to do the bidding of the evil Queen Levana. Now that means tracking down Cinder and her handsome accomplice Emperor Kai. But little does Queen Levana know that those she seeks, and the man she loves, are plotting her downfall...

As paths cross and the price of freedom rises, happily ever after has never seemed further away for Cress, Scarlet and Cinder.

This is not the Fairy Tale you remember.

But it's one You won't Forget.

Holy heck isn't this a big improvement from Scarlet?

So, what to say that hasn't already been said about Marissa Meyer's Cress? I covered a lot of how I felt about the book in my Currently Reading... post on it, and since finishing the book some days ago, my feelings for the book are still pretty solid. I think it's great, I really like how it's developed, and now, I'm pissed off that Winter isn't out already so that I can finish this series and feel content that I have successfully read all four books.
 Woe is me, what is life?

Honestly though, Cress is a very engrossing, thrilling book, and it really had me on edge from beginning until end. You could really see how the characters had, over the course of these three books, grown and come together as a team, and how they have matured in their own ways. Because the character of Cress is the newest here, her development is still underway, however you do see her mature throughout the book - she goes from this shy, reluctant damsel in distress to someone who becomes a little braver, and starts to believe in herself and fight for what she desires and deserves after years of imprisonment and labour for Queen Levana and Sybil Mira.  Thankfully, the progressing of her personality and maturity is actually pretty slow, so her character isn't thrown right under the bus and turned into a hero straight away, which I am thankful for as a reader.
 In fact, of all three main female characters, Cress is my favourite, mostly because she's the one character who seems to be somewhat vulnerable in how she acts, as well as being rather honest in how she feels. Not to say that Cinder or Scarlet aren't, but Cress is simply a little girl, she's innocent and sweet, a stark contrast to both Cinder and Scarlet.She's the weakest, the most vulnerable, probably the most real of them all, too. She's a bit of a fangirl (aren't we all?), she has fantasies and dreams, and she is is openly scared, but she still does what she can, because she wants her freedom and wants to actually have a life.

In terms of vulnerability though, you do see Cinder break in this a little and show just how vulnerable she can be, how her resolve quickly crumbles under pressure - with all that has been put on her shoulders since the start of the book, there's no way that couldn't have happened. You see her slowly but surely try and come to terms with her heritage, the power she wields, and how she tries to fight it whilst trying to use it, too. At points, she loses her own control of this power because it simply engulfs her, and you can feel how hard she is battling with herself to try and not lose who she is and what she stands for, even though she can so easily slip into this sense of power. I admit, I found this annoying sometimes, how she would constantly chastise herself and compare herself to Levana if she used her power, however it is pivotal to her development as a character, and you see the struggle that she has and how she is trying to still be a good person.

A lot of things happened in this book actually, not just the character development; the threat of war eventually becomes one, and yes, there is romance, even though I had heavily hoped there wouldn't be in this book. Still, for what it's worth, the romance was very much one-sided for a good chunk of it, and well played out. It was different to the romance in both Cinder and Scarlet, and quite possibly brings together my favourite couple so far, comprised of my two favourite characters! Seriously, Carswell Thorne and Cress are too cute, and I ship them. Hard.

Also, in Cress, we were finally introduced to Winter, who will be the star of the next book, I hope. Her presence was rather brief here, but from the snippets we were given of her character, I'm already in love with this girl - she's a bit nuts, but holy heck I love it, and if Winter as a book is just as good as Cress is, then my love for Cress may wane in favour of Winter, because she's a bit of a nutty sweetie pie so far, and I am all for that!

There was laughter (courtesy of Carswell Thorne, my comic relief), tears and happiness, dread and relief, and a lot of gasping. Cress is definitely not disappointing, only furthering my intrigue in the Lunar Universe, as well as upping my anticipation for the up-coming Winter, which I now impatiently await thanks to finishing Cress. It is a delightful read, it keeps you on edge and has you guessing, crying or grasping the book in anticipation and longing, but above all, it only leaves you wanting more.

Cress is the best of the three books, and so far my favourite in this series of the Lunar world, but now I can't help but wonder just what will happen next and how it will all pan out?

Impatiently awaiting for Winter's release, I just hope I don't go nuts with excitement and a slight dread.

Until next time, Happy Reading and Writing everyone!
~ Kelly

Read & Reviewed: Scarlet by Marissa Meyer

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This is not the Fairy Tale You Remember.
But it's one You won't Forget.

Scarlet Benoit's grandmother is missing. The police have closed her case.
The only person Scarlet can turn to is Wolf, a street fighter she does not trust, but they are drawn to each other.

Meanwhile, in New Beijing, Cinder will become the Commonwealth's most wanted fugitive - when she breaks out of prison to stay one step ahead of vicious Queen Levana.

As Scarlet and Wolf expose one mystery, they encounter Cinder and a new one unravels. Together they must challenge the evil queen, who will stop at nothing to make Prince Kai her husband, her king, her prisoner...

Marissa Meyer's Scarlet took me back a bit - as a child, I would actively read books until the break of dawn, sitting by my bedroom door with only a small filter of light that poured through my barely-open door, pretending that I was asleep, when really, I was flying through the pages of the book I was reading at the time. Now though, whilst I was instead sitting in bed, my light fully blaring above me as I read on and on, I was much like that little girl who read her books until she heard the birds chirping outside, 6am already and the sun coming up.

I haven't read for so long in a while, I thought to myself. I felt happy to realise that my love for reading could still take me away from the night, and escape me to the morning.

I finished Scarlet in about three to four days I believe, and I only really read when I went off to bed - this is mostly because, during the day, I try and write and interact with friends online, and also because I spend a good chunk of my time with my niece. I barely get peace during the day, so reading is best done during the evening or at bed time.

Since finishing Scarlet, I have already moved on to Cress and have already flown through Part One of the book, but that isn't the book we're talking about today, is it? So before I go off on a tangent, let's talk about the book I'm supposed to be focusing on, rather than the one I'm currently delving into, shall we?

Now I did enjoy Scarlet when reading, though not as much as I had enjoyed Cinder or as much as I am Cress right now, I admit - it's a well written book, and I am pleased to see that Meyer's passion never once leaves, nor does the progression of the characters and their development, or the world that she has created. I enjoy that each person or creature she creates is full of personality and flaws, and that none suffer from perfection in any way possible. I especially loved the addition of Carswlel Thorne, who has quickly become one of my favourite characters, thanks to his comical but friendly approach. Certainly, he is the comic relief character, but he does it so well, and it suits him.
 Actually, I laughed quite a bit with this novel, and it is this humor that endeared Carswell to me, I admit.

The story for me, however, felt a little more obvious than what Cinder did. With the character Wolf especially, I felt as if who he truly was was not as masked as it could have been. I knew right away who and what he was from the get-go, after what you find out in the first novel, and when the big reveal came, it didn't come as much of a shock - of course, it still hurt, because the character hurts too and Meyer really brought those feelings across, but even then... well, it feels very romance-movie in how some of the dialogue goes. Generic, a little embarrassing to read, and all too fabricated.
 Still, at that moment I did feel for Scarlet and just wanted to hold her.

The one thing that disappointed me the most with this book, however, was the direction that it chose to take. When reading, I couldn't help but feel like the narrative had the exact same pace and tone as Cinder did, with a similar romance storyline, but instead with the roles reversed in who was the one hiding their true identity. Essentially, Scarlet's plot was more of a role-reversal, but with different characters and vastly different personalities.
 It was a big disappointment for me as a reader, and I'm still quite sad that the book was as disappointing as it was, but I do still think it's a good read, no matter what.

Though I do find that this book, of the three, is currently the weakest because of the repetitive feel it has (and I'm saying this only thirteen chapters in with Cress) I do like what Scarlet provides in further continuing the story, and further developing and introducing the characters of the Lunar World. It's not a bad book by any means, in fact it does have its share of surprises and some great anticipatory moments, but the real greatness of this book lies at Part Four of the book - the end almost, if you will. At this point, everything becomes exciting, and you're left wanting more, and I appreciated how great the ending was as it makes up for how similar the first three parts of the book are to the original, Cinder.

It has its flaws, but overall, Scarlet is a good book and provides us with the continuation we all needed. It's not the best of the bunch, but it introduces to us all key characters and progresses what we already know, as well as begins the war we had been waiting to begin, and certainly sets the tone for Book Three, Cress. No, Scarlet is not a favourite, but what it provides is invaluable to the central story.

If you still have not read either Cinder or Scarlet, then be sure to find a copy when you can and indulge in the world of Lunar. It is a great series to get invested in, and it doesn't take too long to read, either, so be sure to check the books out when you have time, and if you have interest.

Until we meet again, Happy Reading and Writing!
~ Kelly

Read & Review: Cinder by Marissa Meyer

A Forbidden Romance.
A Deadly Plague.

Earth's Fate Hinges On One Girl...

Cinder, a gifted mechanic in New Beijing, is also a cyborg. She's reviled by her stepmother and blamed for her stepsister's sudden illness. But when her life becomes entwined with the handsome Prince Kai's she finds herself at the center of a violent struggle between the desires of an evil queen - and a dangerous temptation.

Cinder is caught between duty and freedom, loyalty and betrayal. Now she must uncover secrets about her mysterious past in order to protect Earth's future.

This is not the Fairy Tale You Remember.

But it's one You won't Forget.

As a lover of all things fairy tale, I of course have a deep love for the many adaptations that we have of these childhood stories too. So of course, upon finding out one day that a new adaptation of Cinderella had come out in the form of a book, I had to read it! It didn't matter when, it didn't matter how, but by Joe, I would have this book and see how it fared to my tastes!

I eventually bought Marissa Meyer's Cinder on Amazon, and soon after, I added Scarlett, Cress and then Fairest to my collection so that I could one day read them all when I had the time. Sadly, it took me a few months to finally open up Cinder and invest myself in its story, but once I started reading... well, I was there.

Cinder is, first and foremost, a wonderfully original adaptation of the classic Cinderella tale - there have been many versions of Cinderella before this one in film, book and song; Disney's Cinderella (1950), Ever After (Flower Films, 1998), Rags (Nickelodeon, 2012), Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine (Harper Collins, 1998), Ash by Malinda Lo (Little Brown and company, 2009) and even a manga adaptation titled Cinderalla by Junko Mizuno (Viz Media, 2000) where the characters are, in fact, zombies... well, except for Cinderalla herself, of course.

 Anyway, you get the gist; there are plenty of adaptations out there, more than I've given, and all are different and unique in their own way, but we're here to talk about Cinder, not the other millions of Cinderella adaptations.

So let's get crackin'!

In total, this book took me four days to complete I'd say - it would have been four days straight of worthy reading, if it hadn't been for the fact that for a week, I didn't open the book and finish off the last four chapters because I was a tad busy. Still... I should have finished it earlier! What is life?

Regardless, when I did eventually get around to finishing Cinder, I was left a very happy camper. I mean, it's not everyday that I actually thoroughly enjoy something to the point where I find the parts that I did nit-pick at irrelevant, so for that, I give it props.

Also, Marissa Meyer is a fantastic writer. Just throwin' that out there!

I love everything about Cinder; it's written incredibly well, and Meyer's way of writing completely drags you in as a reader. Not only is she creating a piece that is easy to read, but a piece that is also incredibly easy to fall into and feel like you are there. She knows how to create atmosphere, her characters are balanced, and in the form of Cinder and Prince Kai, complex at times, and she knows how to make you thoroughly hate someone, too - that's true writing talent, right there. Meyer engrosses the reader, and she brings you into this incredible world that she has created. She pours her heart into it, she creates History, brings us grief and humor, joy and heartache... she does so much, but never does the novel read like its trying too hard.

Not like one novel I know HelloCityofBonesofwhichIwillneverfinish

Though Cinder does suffer from a few predictable moments at times, it doesn't overwhelm the reader, nor are there too many clichéd or predictable points within the storyline. In fact, I feel like the book is well-balanced in its predictable moments and the unforeseen circumstances that happen. There were a lot of times where I was shocked by what happened in the story, things that I did not expect to happen at all if you will, and that allowed me to forgive the little cliché's and predictable plot points that I felt were far too obvious when I was reading Cinder.

 That said, all books with have a cliché or two in it, especially fairy tales. Still, I'm fussy, but at least Meyer didn't abuse it like other writers do.

Aside from the great writing, I do love this world that Cinder is set in; I loved the world of Ash a great deal when I read it, but what I enjoy most about Cinder is that it's set in the future during a time where Cyborgs are a reality, where androids roam and where a race beyond our own is alive and thriving. It's more of a dystopian setting, if anything, with the world hurt by a terrible plague. There is more to like beyond its setting or how our main character, Cinder, is a cyborg though, because though Meyer has created a new world, she's still created a world that is lead by hostility, prejudice and discrimination in humans towards the Cyborgs and Lunar race from the Moon. Here, Meyer keeps the deeper evil of the human heart in tact. She keeps it real and true, and it is this bitter emotion of dislike that really creates the emotion of the novel and makes it so wholesome.

It's not all about love and acceptance - it's about how people can perceive others, and how others treat someone different to them, based on their race or how they were created.

Cinder is a wonderful debut novel for Marissa Meyer, and a wonderful adaptation of the classic tale Cinderella. She is truly wonderful at writing and creating a world that is not only a fantasy in its scientific theme, but also scary in its setting and how certain characters are driven by their desires or dislike of the cyborgs in this world. Cinder is, to me, fantastic, and I honestly can't wait to read Scarlett when I can!

If you have yet to read Cinder by Marissa Meyer, be sure to pick up a copy when you can! Amazon tend to do good deals, so grab it, especially all you lovers of Fairy Tales and adaptations alike!

Happy Reading and Merry days!

T'rah!

~ Kelly